Count to infinity in pictures

This is not for just anyone - professionals only please.

Seems like a lot of time and effort to invest in studying cookbooks.
(I kid! I kid with the ladies cuz I love them so much!)

Not just any science fiction… die größte science fiction!

What do we do?! What do we do?!

Actually a pretty messy way to kill zombies.

Just stop by, that’s all we ask.

Extra bricks.

Putting a picture of gold coins on your money isn’t going to fool anyone.

Oldest cliche in advertising: Sexy girls selling roof repair.

Who wants to get high?

If you lived here…we’d know where you live.

Spoilered for bare buttcheeks.

And it totally pulls the babes.

From the mixing board.

Thanks for the offer, but I’m going to say no.

They’ll catch this guy in 242 years.

Weren’t we supposed to have these by now?

For the professional who likes things a little fancy.

I prefer my locomotivfabrik over easy.

I got a blister from typing on the SDMB. Does that count?