Count to infinity in pictures

The writing’s on the wall

The Red Baron flew one of these.

… and got shot down by one of these.

Let’s make a run for the border!

Uh oh, pappy’s gotten into the mix again.

If a stripper is using one of these, she’s doing it wrong.

choo choo!

Breaker! Breaker! 1-9

Good news everybody!

Render under Ceasar’s what is Caesar’s… so what should we render unto this dude?

…and apparently #2548 was ninja’d, but I can’t think of anything witty to say – maybe this will help.

“Grandpa’s Shitter” not included.

Another apocalypse? Those stupid Mayans…

They don’t teach the mathematics of craps til the third grade now? Kids these days…

And Selamat Hari Trisuci Waisak back at you.

The last thing Custer saw.

This guy just wants to love you. Or perform close-up magic at your wedding. The translation is fuzzy.

Who needs Michael Jordan when you’ve got this thing?

The germaphobe whore’s little helper.

Don’t let his looks deceive you. He’s a bad dog.

Mulch much?