Count to infinity in pictures

Lance Bass: surprisingly influential in rural Mississippi.

My Little Ponies are a hazardous material?

And while it doesn’t qualify for the thread, I wanted to post these answers from the worst multiple-choice test ever.

Intergalactic.

Perfect for lutzing.

Wax on, wax off.

It’s a belt.

Lump of coal not included.

Call now and we will include a Sham-Wow free (just pay an extra shipping charge)

Psst, Schminke…your balls are showing.

They’re back. Someone alert the RAF.

Actual size!!!

Actually there is a pill for that now.

Incidentally, 2693 will be my 700-year high school reunion.

This one’s actually a case of beer in disguise.

[“For a brighter future, for a better Anaheim.”

or

“Tomorrow begins today when you vote for Eastman.”

or

“Serving Anaheim, serving you.”

or

“Freedom, respect, prosperity, Eastman.”](http://anaheimblog.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/gail-eastman-kick-off.jpg)

Before his Disney career took off, Mickey worked as an understudy for Tarzan.

No 8 ball on the back? Pass.

The original flat screen entertainment system

Arms and head sold separately.

A medium length short story