Count to infinity in pictures

Sharp-dressed Satan.

When we said we wanted a logo like Apple’s, this isn’t what we meant.

Also doubles as a rappelling rope.

My Precious

Having an acid flashpaq.

Twice as hairy as 1443: http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120606211007/muppet/images/thumb/2/28/2886.jpg/300px-2886.jpg

It’s on my bucket list.

Old soldiers never die- they just fade away.

Photo? Number? Too much of this, maybe?

In the meantime, let’s keep heading towards the future.

2400 or 2500 would have been enough

Is that Gandalf or Dumbledore?

Time keeps on slippin’, slippin’, slippin’…

Day labor comes to Sesame Street.

Say cheee – GAH!!! What the hell is that?!?

If you pan up from the bottom of the page, he looks like a very attractive woman at the beach.

Not only is this train made of legos, they’re peppermint-flavored legos.

Old trucks never die. They just fade away.

Formerly known as the Greensboro Goslings.

I’ll take one.