Count to infinity in pictures

It’s a basket? I thought it was burnt toast.

Sorry, they don’t rent SUV’s.

They say the Spirit of Conrail has been haunting these tracks ever since the federal rail subsidy was repealed.

And here’s what that spirit looks like.

Look out 2945! Those other numbers are sneaking up on you!

Looks like someone bending over to milk a cow.

Hey girl, I’d love to snake your pipe and put a little shine on your tail, if you know what I mean.

The most painful earbuds ever made.

Fuel to the left. Water over on the right.

I did not join this thread with the intention of networking.

Insert torso here.

Apparently nobody could remember the exact conversion figure.

The new medal scheme proposed for the Rio de Janeiro Olympics.

Insert badass torso here.

Does it play the mamba?

Duck. Donald Duck.

A good pattern for when you don’t have a lot of material.

I’m confused - Was this made from or for a women cow

Russkies don’t take a dump, son, without a plan. Neither does God.

Well, government funded hookers, blow and burritos don’t pay for themselves.