Count to infinity in pictures

This has nothing to do with the picture, but I gotta say that ‘The Muppet Movie’ soundtrack is really top notch. This could be the beer talking.

[del]The censor apparently missed the severed head in Ms. Moffat’s storage unit.[/del]

Got ninja’d, so I’ll just sing: La, La, La.

Recipe for Unca Cecil’s oatmeal cookies.

It’s full of stars!

Yep! Happens just that way:

They ruined the Brothers Grimm, they ruined Hans Christian Andersen, can’t they just leave well enough alone?!?

How far back do these dress patterns go?

Sadly, there’s no apps for this one.

For the bear-wearing-a-tie cookie jar aficionado in your life.

Most people sputter DVDs nowadays.

Looks like the chicken only made it halfway across the road.

'Tis better to rule here than serve in Feld Heaven.

Unless the easy thing is a hot brunette with huge knockers.

Sorry, I’m being denied access.

Alternate Canadian flag design.

Gratuitous bikini shot.

…and a bottle of wine as a chaser.

As a bonus, you can use it to turn ordinary pancakes into waffles.

A bewitching scent.

Here in Houston, that’s nothing new.