Count to infinity in pictures

I see what they did there.

Wonder if anyone will ever BREAK this record (get it? eh? eh?)

#truth #realtalk #brokenheart

Same car?

CAUTION: Do NOT put penis into hole.

Ouch Ouch, Damn that hurts

Man, this place reeks of Febreze.

Router of the gods.

Just an old fashioned girl from Michigan.

I think OSHA would have something to say about that ear protection.

Hellooooo, legs!

Seriously, would you drink any liquid that was this color?!?

Three words: Fab. U. Lous.

I hope and pray that I will, but today I am still just a bill.

“Get yer kicks…”

Also, we will hit you with a vehicle if you haven’t had it happen to you already.

Petticoat Junction

The kind of good ol’ American know-how that got us to the Moon and back: http://www.johnwolff.id.au/calculators/Brunsviga/Brunsviga3278-Nameplate-IMG_2267-5.jpg

Sasha Baron Cohen’s newest practical joke involving thousands of miles of giant red ribbons draped over the Netherland Antilles did not amuse authorities.

This place is full of beans.http://railroadiana.org/hw/hw_bp/bp_Lima3280_b.jpg