Because fuck cicadas
I’ll just never understand the female anatomy.
Ironically, this is the address for the Earth Wind & Fire fan club.
Geico is going with a different approach.
Oh, what I wouldn’t give to be that telescope! (or whatever that thing is)
IT"S ALIVE !!
I believe she’s sitting upon the trophy.
In all seriousness, that armor is wholly impractical.
I expected the robot uprising to somehow be more intimidating.
Sorry, Ma, sister Petra is just down the block, not on the other end of the country.
Just plug it in anywhere. They all do the same thing.
It’s an exciting number to have.
This was serious high tech back in 1963.
Brotip: Quotes from Robert Frost aren’t Brotips.
You know what else works? Grab the wire with your hand.
Making the other robots laugh themselves silly is this one’s secret to success.
This hero’s going commando.
Nine hours and eleven days more news than the other stations are doing.
Paul “The Ignitor” Molitor
Man, this just blows.
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