Count to infinity in pictures

A little spackle & chewing gum should fix that right up.

NYRIA

Coo coo ca choo

Taking independent tips and gettin’ independently stoned.

Little known fact: In late 1944, to boost soldier morale, Hitler invaded Antarctica.

I’m pretty sure these women did not come along: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_HBxEuAoz6uI/S61ksrL4mhI/AAAAAAAAFpI/WkGG04uv1PE/s1600/S3446.jpg

I heartily endorse these FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE!

The cat always wins at Scrabble.

Guess what this is.

No, it’s not beer!

All it’s missing is a Lego Snoopy!

Well, THERE’S your problem!

Everyone in the Czech Republic needs to present this card before buying frozen pizza.

Just “merchandise”. Don’t ask questions.

I toss a shot of this into my Sprite when there’s just too much lime flavor.

However, only 2396 of these have been released on DVD.

Avoid the crabs.

Kids are idiots

Sure, you complain when you step on one of your kid’s toys in the dark. But have you ever considered what the toy goes through when you step on it?

The universe’s oldest Jedi.