Count to infinity in pictures

Always happy to help a lady in distress (and dis dress, and dis dress…)

I got a letter in the mail once that looked exactly like that!

What do you mean you can’t find the street number?

The sequel you’ve been waiting for: He was dead, but now he’s Russia’s most feared cyborg tank.

You remember Antoine Roccamora, half black, half Samoan, used to call him Tony Rocky Horror? This is his car.

Red outline sold separately.

Badder then all the rest.

At least I’m not the only one who dreams of little white plastic cubes with yellow dots.

I am NOT driving through that trench again!

If I’m translating the French correctly, it’s a sex-toy for lesbians.

Knitwear so terrifying, you’ll swear it’s going to kill you with its stumpy little mittens.

Perhaps it’s the secret Masonic symbol of the Illuminati that’s making you confused. fnord

It’s actually pretty cool looking but why does it have three playing arms?

Churchill would be proud: http://www.hobbyland.gr/main/images/products/plastic_models/master_box_mb/MB3534.jpg

It’s like the conquistadors, only reversed.

Not compatible with Apple products.

Xtreme Legos

I really had my heart set on a green…whatever that is.

That is just the perfect handle to pitch that cup 50 yards into the street.

The perfect thing for all your einfaching, schnelling, and billiging needs.