Count to infinity in pictures

Windows 10 will only be available on a whole bunch of floppy discs.

I’ve been waiting for Spring.

The truck’s mural was removed after birds kept flying into it.

“…and it left its mark on me.”

Euphemism in the cemetery biz?

Now that’s irony for ya.

We can play all knight.

Jean-Luc Picard’s first commission.

Yeesh, WHY would anyone want one of these (NSFW)?: http://perzy.casc.at/foto/3669.JPG

Software package from Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon?

Unfortunately, it loses reception any time a bird poops on it.

Getting the thread back on track.

My Great-grandfather printed those in his cellar; that’s his picture.

It sure beats Greyhound.

I was framed I tell ya.

Shall I read you the newspaper, mother, or play you a song on my guitar?

Okay, honey, but tomorrow night I get to be the pirate and you have to be the serving wench.

Stare at this photo long enough, a number will appear.

Why yes, I am the Key Master.

“Hey, Aiden.” “Hey, Madison.”