Count to infinity in pictures

“That’s him, the one on the right’s the one who stole my wallet.”

Straight Outta Hampton Roads!

AIDEM PUORG!

Teenagers are idiots

Honestly, I have no idea what this is supposed to be.

Buzzy Bulldog!

It’s either a prancing reindeer, or a tadpole falling off the back of an ostrich; can’t determine which.

Brought to you by the letter D and the number 7

For when you’re feeling like a pretty princess.

I guess this is a tractor?

The Tolkien Code.

Thisis written in some sort of moon man language.

Also known as the “Bug Splattered on Windshield” pattern.

Welcome to Beautiful Butzeville.

At this location, we uncovered a strange artifact - a white stick with black markings. What could it mean?

Truth in advertising: When I ordered this product it was a foot long, instead of 1½ inches like I wanted!

This is a stick up!

It’s also a dessert topping!

None of that fancy imported cupe for me.

We’re gonna pump [clap] you up!