Count to infinity in pictures

Destroy all humans!

And the Bird walked home alone; the kids were never found…

Little help? Anyone? C’mon guys, gimme a push!

If you insist on leaving make sure to file the proper paperwork!

“When Pistols Have Sex”

[“I’m sorry for popping off too soon, honey.”

“That’s OK, dear, I’m sure you still have one in the chamber.”](http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l280/jsbethel/3904-3906.jpg)
(The number is just above the upper gun’s trigger, HONEST!)

One can of striped paint, please.

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We will be taking your temperature twice, to make sure we get an accurate reading. Open your mouth and drop your pants, please.

:eek:

The inflight snack will be BBQ. Anyone who has an issue with that can leave now!

Real prestigious art galleries tend not to advertise with a letter board.

And who doesn’t relate to one of the characters in this story?

For me, it’s Captain Hook…

Somebody really likes this plane.

If you only buy one Chinese opera album this year, make it this one…

I hope and pray that I will, but today I am still just…

And now for something completely different(ial).

NO NO! Not the sanglier!

C-3PO’s lower intestine

Objects named after composers.

There’s the food pyramid, and then there’s…this thing.

No men allowed, sorry.