If you insist on leaving make sure to file the proper paperwork!
“When Pistols Have Sex”
[“I’m sorry for popping off too soon, honey.”
“That’s OK, dear, I’m sure you still have one in the chamber.”](http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l280/jsbethel/3904-3906.jpg)
(The number is just above the upper gun’s trigger, HONEST!)
We will be taking your temperature twice, to make sure we get an accurate reading. Open your mouth and drop your pants, please.
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And who doesn’t relate to one of the characters in this story?
For me, it’s Captain Hook…
There’s the food pyramid, and then there’s…this thing.