Count to infinity in pictures

It’s not 20/20 but…

The King…of the thousand-yard stare.

Truth is you couldn’t get good reception in a plane in 1958.

Oh dear, now I totally regret getting that RFID implant in right butt cheek.

Woof! Woof!

The jugs from post #4039 lost some weight.

I think this is the one where Super Grover beats the Penguin to within an inch of his life at Hooper’s Store.

Not a sex toy

Could be a sex toy. I’m not one to judge.

Nice landscaping

Do I need to paint you a picture?

“Well, technically the sign *didn’t *say anything about ‘No sex on the tables,’ sir.”

What do you mean I can’t use it as a dessert topping? It says multi-purpose.

Finally, an actual schematic of the human brain.

Doesn’t look a day over 973 billion.

Honey, I think your new toy you bought may be a titch too big for the garden…

Don’t do it!! DON’T DO IT!!!

I prefer Zurich, myself.

One pill makes you larger…

One bourbon, one scotch, and one of these.