There were no toys that year; Santa made a mistake: it should’ve read “ELVES.”
Where did you get that picture? No, no, no, on second thought don’t answer that. Just send her here for some missionary action.
This would soooo help deal with rush hour traffic
Do you have any extra gum, miss?: http://www.allkpop.com/upload/2012/07/20120717_boa4354_poster.jpg
No number visible? Maybe this one is better.
In play: Don’t show this to any Japanese cartoonists, who knows what kind of porn they’ll come up with…
