A thing of beauty, no joking around
“I’m a cop. I work the mean streets of Legoville.”
Perfect for the Hobbit in your life:
If you’re looking for a new cell phone, this is a good one (it even says so!):
Would you like me to spell it out for you?
This pen had to be removed from Queen Camilla’s crown
Leave it to Henkel to fulfill all your hot melt adhesive needs.
Off-brand Gandalf…or maybe Dumbledore.
Stick with writing with your hand
Package says it’s a hair trimmer. Looks more like a lightsaber handle to me.