Count to infinity in pictures

I saw this and couldn’t resist.

Who wants to take a spin?

None of that unfiltered crude oil for us

The Bicentennial (for which this locomotive received a special paint job) was 47 years ago. Dang, I feel old now…

This song hit the charts 45 years ago, two years after the bicentennial. Hearing it again now, Boy! Doesn’t that make you feel young again? Or at least the stupid part thereof.

Color me meh.

That Vite was always a slacker

A treble humbucker, in case you want to buck your treble hum.

None of that pansy-assed toilet paper for my household.

Response to last image: OWWWWWWW!!!

In play: Does an Alpha Purebred cost more?

Watch this space for further developments.

I don’t have time for those watches.

Have you heard about these waterproof speakers?!

Damn that Amsterdam West.

Call Mr Plow, that’s my name—

That name again is Mr Plow.

Mr. Plow? Ha ha! What a loser.

Smell ya later.

Christmas card.

This should buff my credentials.

Arrest your friends, and put them in jail to rot! For kids ages 4 and up!

Spoiler alert: It didn’t arrive.

You’re just a heartbeat away.