Count to infinity in pictures

Apple are now getting into temperature controllers

All the technical gobbledygook makes me feel inadequate. But the drawing of the stubby little robot condom makes me feel better.

It’s Sparky, and his brothers!

My johnson controls this post.

It’s the toy that can give itself

A teacup fit for a Prime Minister

Robots built using an anvil and hammer would be pretty badass.

I am killing you with my mighty axe!

Highway Patrol? In New York City?

Even though it’s double knit, it only covers 1 and 1/2 kids.

Exterminate… exterminate…

Would the silver version be cheaper? Gold version more expensive?

This attractive clip-art model will point at you until you change the danged battery!

You can tow it:

I support them in their strike

One thousand seven hundred and sixty rough paper hand towels. Happy day!

The question texted was: “You’re fucking kidding, right?”

You’re one step away from owning a burner phone!

Stacking toys for the Tin Man’s kids.

Latico. Sounds like a seventies TV show about a streetwise lawyer.