If you want your Appalachian weekender to have that touch of provincial style to it, this is what you need in the front parlour:
Instead of breaking records, let’s record breakings.
Catch you on the flip side
For better shredding (it’s a skateboard thing):
For when retro cellular phones come back into style
None of that ordinary hand wash for me when I blow my nose. I want the luxury foam stuff.
You’ve had your chips
This traffic jam is going to take a while to unclog
Papa Glue, Mama Glue, and two Baby Glues.
Can I get that on record?
I have no idea where this goes.
Pizza baker or pizza raker or champion pizza shovelboard player? You decide.
Now, that’s a knife.
Instead of devaluing imports when they fail with adaptor-nodes, maybe we should instead encourage them to try a little harder next time.
Why are we stopping? Go! Go!
The passengers wil not be happy if we don’t stop for them
If you don’t stop for them, they won’t be passengers. Problem solved!
If you lived here, you’d see home.
If you lived here, you’d be about to die.
The Alpine’s bumpin’ but I need the volume higher.
Quiet, numbskulls. I’m broadcasting.
