Count to infinity in pictures

Punning can be hard sometimes. I mean, really hard. Extra hard, in fact.

Read the description. How can you not buy this?

I guess I should have posted a trigger warning.

I’d guac a mile for hair like this

This was back before they miniaturized electronics.

“Tango?” More like “Mango,” if you ask me. Which I know that no one did.

Stop looking at me!

For stubborn lemons, try this titanium citrus juicer.

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“She was a fast machine, she kept her motor clean”
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The right hand pair doesn’t know what the left hand pair is doing.

Do plastic wheels go flat?

I felt inclined to post this.

Do you see a cat bearing on us?

I’m not sure where you’re supposed to put the head in.