Count to infinity in pictures

That’s a lot of weddings. You’ll need some of this beer.

In case you need a rim job…

“…take these broken wings and learn to fly…”

Put that in your pipe and smoke it

That’s a nice shiner you got there.

It’s not rocket science

When you finish the payments, you get the other half of the car.

If it’s on the Internet, it must be true.

970

Pick your poison.

Red phone’s for Putin; yellow’s for Netanyahu.

no other number will do

Will this number save me 15% on my car insurance?

Just one for me, thanks: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/32/Republic_of_Korea_Destroyers_Yi_(DDG_975)_and_Euljimundok_(DDG_972)_.jpg

There was a sequel?

My favorite radio station when I was growing up

Verluste 2

“…you were only waiting for this moment to arise.”

No trunk, but who cares?