Countdown to war with Venezuela

If I say so myself, this would make a good political cartoon. Panel 1: newsreader saying “In Western Hemisphere news, security forces of a peace-loving democracy invaded a neighboring country and arrested its corrupt dictatorial leader.” Panel 2: Canadian Mounties dragging Trump.

And now he just blamed Biden. Jeezus.

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Ha ha ha - little Marco says Cuba is “run by incompetent senile men,” standing in front of Trump

May it go viral.

I posted it on my primary FB page, and my Johnny LA page. Download it, and spread it around! :slight_smile:

I’m surprised Trump hasn’t announced that he’s planning to annex Venezuela as the 51st state.

I may hate Trump and his minions, and basically everything they’ve ever done or do, but …

I just emailed the administration to ask if they’d Deed Margarita Island over to me. I’ve heard good things about it.

Hey. It could happen.

ETA: Hmm. The neighborhood may have changed a bit:

[But … Fox News]

In one of his digressions, his orangeness claimed that he had cleaned up DC such that there is “no crime” at all in it, at which point I laughed and changed the channel.

So, “when they stand up, we’ll stand down.”

Yeah, this is going to go so well.

I don’t think anyone in this administration thought 2 inches beyond the current status of events.

“Running” a recently bombed country is not something the US is skillful at under the best of administrations.

Also :
Indirectly related to this situation are a number of departure/arrival cancellations in the Caribbean including a majority of flights to/from Queen Beatrix International Airport in Aruba.

That’s sure to make life great for some unsuspecting travelers and entirely uninvolved countries.

Re: Aruba.

Might be worth pointing out that 100,000 Americans cruise within 15 miles of the Venezuelan coastline every month. Quite a target for a disgruntled drug cartel.

I think the first eight words in your post were sufficient.

Meanwhile…

DC Police identify victim in deadly double shooting on New Year’s Eve

From a cousin of mine, posted elsewhere:

Never happen. He’ll die in office, rich safe and unpunished.

I can almost see some Canadian (or former Canadian ) actors fighting to play the Mounties.

Ryan Reynolds is strong enough to hold up his side of The Orange Hefty Bag; Ryan Gosling is strong enough to hold up the other side with one arm while beating it with a truncheon with the other.

Maybe with Nathan Fillion as the desk sergeant and also possibly Dan Akroyd as the judge?

( Also Could we pull “Ye Old Bone Stripper” out of storage ? )

I’m surprised that he didn’t blame Jeezus…

Wasn’t a prediction. But I did tell my senator’s that. Have you?

“Dear Santa,

Yes, that is what I wanted for Christmas but the ‘back order’ status and and shipping delays really do suck. Still, I love you, Mrs. Claus, All of the elves and the reindeer too.

. - Timmy “