One thing I just realized: Detroit has an international airport, and international flights still actually fly there?
I’m waiting for the brief from Sen. Barbara Boxer to see which direction this hangs.
It may enlarge, as a story, or just wilt away like a frightened turtle. It Depends.
Pyropants
Mister Weenie Roast
Butt Bomber
Well, it is awfully close to Canada. There are also direct flights to Japan, probably motivated by the auto industry.
Been through Detroit a few more times than I would have liked. No, it’s not on my way anywhere.
“The Nutsploder”.
No, no, that was an entirely different terrorist.
Explodapants.
Dick Bomber
Mr Assplode
Mr Come with a Bang
The Premature Explodulator
The Idiot
On my first flight to the US, from Australia via Japan, I entered the US via Detroit International Airport.
It was one of Northwest’s major hubs and has most of their international flights. Since they’ve merged with Delta, that may change, but it seems likely that they’ll keep Detroit as the northern hub and Atlanta as the southern hub.
[\hijack]
I heard Testicle Terrorist the other day.
The Assploding Assassin!
Balls of Fire
I saw a picture of his destroyed underpants and I was impressed by the fact that there were no skidmarks. Either he had nerves of steel in carrying out his mission or the briefs were laundered before being photographed.
Or his rectum was already empty. IIRC, he went to the toilet before trying to set off the bomb, to retrieve the syringe of detonating chemical he had taped to his leg; maybe he dropped a load at the same time.
Eunuch-Bomber
I saw that being used at another site.
I vote that for the win!