Couple rescued floating down river with um "floatation devices"

[madrabbitwoman]

http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/national/couple-floating-on-dolls-rescued-on-yarra-river/story-e6frfku9-1225989207656?from=public_rss

A couple floating down Melbourne’s Yarra River on inflatable dolls have been rescued after getting into trouble.

Police say the 19-year-old couple had just passed Pound Bend Tunnel at Warrandyte North when the water became turbulent and the woman lost control of her grip on the doll about 4.30pm (AEDT) on Sunday.

I’m not sure what to say about this except for ~ snigger~

And for some reason I quite liked the last sentence of the article

Police say the fate of the dolls is unknown.

[Cunctator]

This did the rounds of the office this morning. Most amusing.

[6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast]

Ah, I can’t help thinking that I know why the man didn’t lose control…

[billfish678]

Man, thats the best fucking paddling trip I’ve ever heard of.

I wonder if that was a police code 69 for the young lady?

[Askance]

@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast

Ah, I can’t help thinking that I know why the man didn’t lose control..

He nearly got sucked under.

[billfish678]

@Askance

He nearly got sucked under.

But his snorkel saved the day.

[6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast]

I’m sure it was reported that doll went down on him and he blew.

[shantih]

Somewhere in here is a joke along the lines of: How are American beer and making love in a canoe alike?

They’re both fucking close to water.

[Der_Trihs]

@madrabbitwoman

Couple rescued floating down river with um “floatation devices”

My first thought upon seeing the title; the female half of the couple in question had really big breast implants.

[Don_Draper]

"…And then Raquel Welch said to the Pope “Those aren’t BOOIES!”