Court rules Fed excise tax on cell calls illegal. Taxpayers due 9 billion in refunds!

So, how do we collect?

Plus the 3% federal excise tax, of course.

Ha ha ha ha ha.

No, seriously. Good one.

NO ONE expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Oh come on, you knew someone was gonna do it eventually

What about going forward. It’s a $1.07 (I could buy freedom and have 2 cents left over with that) on my current bill. Maybe I can send Cingular the link and tell them to kindly remove the charge from my bill. That should work…

We don’t.

There’s a War on Terrah to be funded.