Court rules Fed excise tax on cell calls illegal. Taxpayers due 9 billion in refunds!

Interesting news item.

CELL TAX ILLEGAL

Court rules federal excise tax on cell phones illegal

Boy, they don’t make it easy, do they? It seems like the tax laws are written in such a way to make it nearly impossible to get your refunds.

And why are we still funding the Spanish-American war, anyway?

You know those wily Spaniards, always up to some damn sneaky thing!

:::wonders when the first “Franco is still dead” joke will appear in this thread:::

I just checked. He’s still dead.

Who, the General?

As R.A. Wilson thoughtfully pointed out, the laws are intentionally written to be vague so that the lawyers can prove one side if that’s what they’re asked to prove, but also the other side if they have to prove that. Ahh, beauracracy.

As in, “rule by Southern gentleman callers”? :stuck_out_tongue:

No, the canned pasta magnate.

Bah, may Gaudere’s Law strike ye sevenfold.

Nah, Franco Harris. There’s a reason they called it the Immaculate Reception, after all.

No, James Franco, whose career sans Spiderman would be nothing.

Yeah, he’s had no sort of career outside of Spider-Man. Except for the 27 other acting credits and writing and directing two independent features, one of which he also executive produced.

But besides that, the guy’s got nothing.

Oh, step off. I was teasing. I read that page before I posted and am well aware of his accomplishments. Your pardon, please, for besmirching the poor guy’s name.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the horse is still dead.

Because the cost of freedom is eternal vigilance.

You do like freedom, don’t you?

I thought the cost of freedom was $2.99 for the first minute and $1.99 for each additional minute.

No no no, Jess Franco. I mean, you can’t have enough movies about busty bimbos and the dark forces that menace them. And tear their clothes off. And stuff.

Not if I have to fill out forms in triplicate.

Franco Zeffirelli died?

:smiley:

Boyardee? That’s not Spanish, is it?