Oh, I though this was going to be a “write a Tom Waits song one line at a time” thread.
Well, it will be time for dinner soon. Coyotes like those garlic prime rib sandwiches at Quiznos as much as humans do.
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Poor little coyote. Why was he sitting in the cooler? Poor silly little coyote.
The coyote obviously remembered those “were you raised by wolves” commercials that Quizno’s used to run several years ago, and figured that Quizno’s was a good place for wolves or coyotes…