A list, that is. Here is the thread for it.
My list:
(1) Those fuckers at LendingTree.com. Long story short: when we applied for a loan, they had some cool offer for a free gift certificate. I recently asked why we hadn’t recieved it yet even though we closed on our mortgage some time ago. They replied with a list of requirements that stopped just short of sending in a DNA sample and the severed hoof of a silver unicorn.
(2) The goddamn gougers at the Direct Marketing Association. Get this: if you want to get your phone number added to their “Do Not Call” list, you can inform them by web or by mail. BUT–the web form costs $5 for processing! Right! It’s $5 more work for them to download your info off the web instead of having someone tear open the envelope and transcribe it.
Only here’s what’s even funnier. EVEN if you’re going to mail it, they have you fill out a web form and then print it. They assign you a tracking number, which is included in the address as a “Dept #”. Thus, I strongly suspect all they do is pull up your web entry via the tracking number–they don’t even have to open the envelope. Then they have all the information, the same information they had all along, the information they tried to get you to pay $5 to have it read right away.
Clearly this is meant to (a) discourage people from taking the trouble to eliminate their name at all and (b) make a little money off people who do. It has nothing to do with processing costs. Ratfuckers.
(3) Legislators, newspaper editors, parents, and high school students who think they have the right, the knowledge, the qualifications to determine who deserves a place in our freshman class and what exactly it means to be qualified and who is to blame when someone doesn’t get admitted. Fuck off the lot of you. A good lot of it is thinly-veiled racism. If you were so fucking worried about places in the freshman class, you’d squawk harder about all the non-residents we let in, or bitch about, say, the fact that the music school takes up some places. Or for fucks’ sake how about ATHLETES. Or you’d write your goddamn legislators to give the place more money so they could expand the class so precious little Johnny or Susie could get in. If one more neurotic little shit blames a black kid for his rejection letter, I’m going to shriek. This is just a random annoyance; there hasn’t been anything lately to trigger this.
God do I feel better. I’m going to go have a cookie.