Crappy Kids' Jokes for the 21st Century

[EmilyG]

@JHuff

This is sort of a bungled version of a joke I heard on Adventure Time, but can’t exactly remember how it goes.

Some guy got in an accident and got his left arm and left leg torn off. His wife went to the hospital and asked the doctor how he was doing. The doctor said, he’s all right.

But the nurse said there’s nothing left.