Creating a new identity

Yep, just giving up driving means you’ve reduced your interactions with the cops by 96%. If you also give up going to seedy bars, hanging out on streetcorners eyeballing people, and groping women on the subway, you can up that to 99%.

The problem is that if you’re the kind of person who needs to hide out from the cops you’re also likely to be the kind of person who can’t resist doing stuff that attracts cops.

It’s like getting banned here on the Dope. If you’re such an asshole that you can’t avoid getting yourself banned, you’re also likely to be an asshole when you come back as a sock, which means you get banned again. If you could shut up and act cool you’d be a lot more likely to get away with coming back as a sock, but if you could shut up and act cool why didn’t you do that in the first place?

Family members and maybe the local cops following up on a missing persons case. No big crimes to cover up.

It is harder than you think. At least here in the USA. $25,000 USD is chump change. Forged documents? Yes, can be done. Do that and you will have no cash left, let alone travel to another country. Let alone getting back here (USA).

Do what I did…just hit the road. Don’t tell anybody. Stay under the radar, keep quiet and buy a beach-house in Costa Rico.
(Not intended for legal advice. The SDMB already has my email address, phone number, real name and IP address).:cool:

ETA. Coastal Rica. Dang speel check.:smack:

Right. What people are suggesting in this thread is not really creating a new identity, but rather abandoning one’s true identity and assuming that of another, which requires going off the grid to some degree or another in this day and age, to avoid detection. In order to truly create a new identity–today–really requires the auspices of the federal government, (as with the witness protection program), or an intelligence agency.

However, at one time, the average Joe could create a new identity, and it didn’t require $25,000. This is how it worked:[ol]
[li]Search through the archives of the local newspaper in the “deaths/obituaries” section–during the years when you yourself would have been an infant–until you find a story about the accidental death of an infant that would be your age if he or she had lived.[/li]
[li]Using the information from the article (name of infant, names of parents, date of death), go to the county office of vital records and get the death certificate for the child. [When you request this document, do not offer your real name or real address and of course, pay with cash.][/li]
[li]Using the information from the death certificate (complete names of both parents, date and place of child’s birth), go to the county office of vital records and get the birth certificate of the child. [Again, when you request this document, do not offer your real name or real address, and again, pay with cash.][/li]
[li]Using the birth certificate, go to the Social Security office and get a social security number. [In order for the new identity to be untraceable, it is important to use a private, rented mailbox to receive the Social Security card. Do not provide the proprietor of the mailbox with your real name or address, and pay with cash.][/li]
[li]Once you have the social security card, with that, and the birth certificate, get a state photo ID card. [Again, use the rented mailbox as your address.][/li][/ol]Once you had these three documents, you could start to truly create a new identity: get a job, open a bank account, etc. And it truly was a newly created identity, because–except for the birth certificate–all the documents were new, real, and only used by you.

This process was known as “paper tripping,” (and apparently it was actually used by foreign agents). I wanted to try it out when I was in high school, but by that time, the various agencies involved starting instituting procedures to make it impossible:[ul]
[li]In most counties, you can’t just get anyone’s birth certificate; you have to be that person, or their lawyer, or close family member[/li][li]County offices of vital records started marking the birth certificates of deceased people as such[/li][li]Social security numbers are issued at birth now, so it calls attention when someone older applies for one.[/li][li]Fingerprints are mandatory for most state ID cards, so anyone who already has gotten one will be cross checked.[/li][/ul]

To give a legal option, probably the best method (if you’re patient) would be to move to a foreign country that’s not particularly organized (no centralized databases and doesn’t care too much about what you choose to call yourself). Gain citizenship there and renounce your old citizenship. People might be able to track you to the new country, but from that point, they’d have nothing to go on but, “That white guy”.

Ummm, has anyone seen Euphonious lately?
We were supposed to get together… I had something for him.
(Sure, it was a subpoena, but he didn’t know that…)

His fanny pack’s gone, so’s the briefcase he got from a guy on a park bench yesterday.
(Euphonious Richard Polemic, Jr., 5’9", brown hair and eyes, tattoos, no scars)