Although this has been posted on another board here, i thought it best to put this highly rational, yet extremely flammitory statement here for your edification…
What is it that makes completely rational people actually belive in the letter by letter account that is given in the Bible? i’m not saying that the Bible has no value: it is a great book with many stories that are essentially fables that outline the difference between the Christian right (correct, that is…) and wrong. But to believe that simply because it is written it is true is absolutely absurd. Keep in mind that alot of these people are the same ones that don’t believe everything they read in the papers…hmmmmmm…
…which brings me to Creationism. Here are a few points that i hope are valid:
- As a history buff, i immediately have to cast doubt on anything that is not written by a direct witness (and, in turn, keep a watchful eye on those things that were). Last time i checked, Adam was not created until the Sixth Day (i hope I’m right here), so HOW DO WE KNOW WHAT HAPPENED THE OTHER 5??? Also, Adam apparently did not write the book of Genesis, in fact, we don’t know who did (but i’m getting ahead of myself).
2)Many of the Bible faithful like to point to archaeological evidence that proves Biblical events did happen; ergo, the Bible is fact. This only shows that it may have happened, not necessarily that the Bible is the be-all end-all chronicle of that event. Exhibit A is the story of Noah and the Flood. The Epic of Gilgamesh (sorry, can’t remember the culture…) was told for centuries before the Noah story ever made its presence. The Epic concerns…A GREAT FLOOD!!! Evidence has shown that there may be a great flood before written history. Could it be that Christians adapted someone else’s story for their own purposes…? They’d never do that…after all, Saints are nothing like the Roman gods, who are nothing like the Greek gods, etc., etc.
3)What is so contradictory between religion and science after all? Where is it written that the Six days of creation are actually six human days? Where does it say that the six days aren’t an evolutionary process in themselves? Am i the only idiot here who thinks this? Am i lucky not to have been struck by lightning?
- And to the people who think that they can “prove” that God does exist (and there are some – there was an engineering professor at my school who said he could mathematically prove His existence), i have only this to say – Thank You. Thank you for removing any logical argument that religion is based on. Now move out of your church. After all, the basis of religion is faith, which means to believe in something that you cannot necessarily prove true. Without faith, you might as well worship 2+2=4.
Ok, so that last one isn’t expressly about creationism…so flame me
And my last point (i think) may be peculiarly southern, but those of you who are familiar with the Christian fish on the cars, then the Darwin fish, now may have seen a fish eating the Darwin with the word TRUTH written on the fish. Give me a friggin’ break. As a good Darwinist, i propose that we not allow these kind of irrational people have children that they may pass these irrational beliefs to. This train of thought leads to other logic gaps such as:
Guns don’t kill people; people with guns kill people.
God created Man in his own image (except for gays, of course)
Playing the Mr. Ed Theme Song backwards…
Tammy Faye Bakker…
…dare i continue???
Whew. i feel better. And let me finish by saying that i do beleive in God, but i also believe that He is disgusted by most of the behaviour that goes on under “His” name.
Forever and ever.
Amen
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