Typical anymphist response to the GOOD NEWS of Sincardio.
I would need to read actual details of what she described and then compare it to the actual circumstances. Your website had no details that I could find. (Honestly, I didn’t look that hard.) Details are what could potentially make that an interesting story. If she described a small coffee stain on the doctor’s shoulder, that would be impressive. If she described how they wore white coats and blue scrubs, I’m less impressed. As it is, there is not enough detail to even comment.
You’re dangerously close to a rubber-glue analogy. I never said it was singular. I actually think it was probably almost exclusively plural, then later generations tried to reconcile it as being singular, too.
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How about you don’t demand citations for things you apparently already know.
That’s actually what I’m saying. What actually happened was Israelites worshiped all sorts of Canaanite gods, then were culturally infused by Yahwehism from Judea. That Yahwehism didn’t really take for a long time, but eventually it did. Later, when the Bible was being written and compiled, they made it seem as though Israelites were ALWAYS Yahwehists who just “kept falling into idolatry”. From the 7th century Judean perspective, that was a rosy view.
As for other warts on the tradition, there are a thousand reasons to do that (literary self-flagellation for one). It’s not really something that interests me personally, but I would be cautious about anyone saying they can read the minds of people thousands of years ago. Cultural mores and conventions are so different between societies, let alone over the centuries, that we may not even be able to intelligibly speculate on their true motivation.
In general, you seem to have difficulty in the idea of provisional acceptance. I provisionally accept that Homer existed, but there is no direct evidence for it, and if it turned out that he didn’t exist, it wouldn’t surprise me. I’m not personally convinced a Trojan War happened, but if it did, there still was almost certainly no Achilles. If there was an Achilles, he certainly wasn’t the son of a water nymph (or at least, that’s what anymphists say). When archaeologists discovered Troy, it didn’t mean the Iliad was a reliable historical document. It made some of the events described slightly more plausible. But there are things in it that are still impossible, and without really solid evidence, we shouldn’t accept those. The Bible is the same. Spider-Man is the same, as well. There are comic books after 9/11 that feature Spider-Man digging people out of the Twin Towers rubble. It’s the mixture of reality and fantasy that makes myth compelling to us today, as it was for our ancestors.
Second, you seem to think that all atheists (or just people who disagree with you) all think the same thing and that it’s some conspiracy to subvert your religion. It reality, it’s just people who don’t agree with you.
The thing is: you’re not. Most Christians don’t agree with you on most topics, so you’re problem isn’t atheism, it’s dissent. Most of the internet is not too accommodating to literalist Christians because it’s just provably untrue, so I doubt you’ll find a “debate forum” that you’ll like. Traditional religions have only existed in a world where people with dissenting views were isolated or silenced by their local majority. That’s not how the internet works. Here, everyone can speak their mind and no one can shout them down.
I don’t want you to leave, GEEPERS. I want for you what I want for myself. To engage with the immensely intelligent people on Straight Dope’s boards and to learn. To be challenged, because challenges are what makes people stronger. To change your views when presented compelling evidence. To respect people enough to hear them out, even if (hell, especially if) you disagree with them. To convince them when you’re right, and come around when you’re not.
I’ve been in the majority and in the minority in informal debates like this, online and offline. If you can drop this ME VS. ATHEISM frame that you put on every post, you might find that the world isn’t really about a constant Jihad against the infidels.