…and especially if wearing a mask :eek:
When was the last time the Batmobile had an inspection? Insurance renewal? New plates & registration? And did Batman get his driver’s license renewed?
Is being a jerk against the law? Darn.
Lets not forget that Robin has done most of the same things as Batman himself, including breaking and entering, assault and battery, violating anti-mask laws, theft, tampering with a crime scene and evading arrest.
Thus we’ve also got Batman for contributing to the delinquency of a minor. (He could be charged with at least 4 counts of it in modern continuity, one for each Robin with whom he’s worked.)
I couldn’t say if he’s killed with his gun, but I do remember in the second movie he handed a bomb…dynamite? Something, to a guy, who then promptly fell down a manhole. You don’t see him, but presumably he dies, he was holding the damn thing.
One case of murder or at the very least attempted murder.
Gotham City must have some buiding code ordinance against living and/or running a business out of a cave. Even a natural underground formation of a cave.
And all those electronics have to be a fire violation. Did Batman even get the required Business Permits and Certificate of Occupancy.
By running a business out of a cave, he’s also breaking the property tax laws.
“Must?” There’s towns in Spain where until the mid-XX century, the only building that was not a cave was the church. People now have “proper houses” but still use the family’s cave as a summer residence. Much cheaper than A/C.
I think with the involvement of Alfred, Robin, and Commissioner Gordon (not to mention the entire Justice League), this is all beginning to add up to a federal RICO prosecution.
Driving without a seatbelt?
Operating an unliscensed nuclear reactor.
Assault
Aggravated Assault
Failure to ID
Unlawful Interception of Wire or Electronic Communications
Unlawful Installation of Tracking Device
Trespassing
Burglary with Intent to Commit Felony Assault
Felony Evasion of Arrest
Deadly Conduct
Terroristic Threat
Aggravated Assault on a Peace Officer with a Deadly Weapon (Motor Vehicle)
Kidnapping
Aggravated Kidnapping
Escape from a Correctional Facility (as Bruce Wayne)
Falsely Holding Oneself Out as a Lawyer
Unauthorized Practice of Law
Interference With Public Duties
Imroper Contact With Victim
Taking Weapon From Peace Officer
Failure to Report Felony
Unlawful Carrying of Weapon
Retaliating against a witness, victim, or an informant
Operating an Aircraft Without Proper Registration
Importation or Manufacture of Explosive Materials Without a License
Unlawful Possession of Body Armor
Child Endangerment
Leaving Child in a Vehicle
They pre-date the Gotham building codes.
They date back to an early Wayne, pre-Civil War, who ran a stop on the Underground Railroad. The Cave was the stop.
Why this “unregistered vehicle” charge?
In every TV episode of Batman I remember, you could clearly see the license plate was from “GOTHAM” state. The number was 2F-3567or something like that.
You have proof its a fake?
If you ask me, it reads like the Patriot Act. That’s it! John Ashcroft was Batman.
I seem to remember Batman taking out animals (wolves, dogs, the occasional flying raptor and even Centaurs [animal?]) with the Batrang. So that would be animal crulty.
I think he also had to have broken some sort of child porn statutes making Robin wear that outfit of his.
You could probably nail Alfred for practicing medicine without a license.
Unlawful hang gliding (or Bat-wing gliding) in Batman Returns.
Did anybody mention climbing up the sides of buildings?
Sir Rhosis
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