Um, Mr. B? It’s a regut. She likely had to put her deposit down before there were walls, with or without squid-wires sticking out of them.
Jar? Any clue what the wires are for? That sounds like too many for a phone, electic outlet, light, etc…
-lv
LordVor: You forgot the time gas, the DSL, the ASL (Internet for the hard of hearing), the ESL (Internet for Croatians), the steam for her combination magic lantern/metalpress, and the all-important connection with the Overmind.
Squid-butt is common in those newer apartments, as so much of our lives is pumped in from the cold, unfeeling outer world.
Last post before the computer goes in the box and I’m offline for ten days!
Squid butt is something to do with the house fan, central air, heating and the washer and dryer.
Mr. Jar found the fun foreman (who carries around an INCH long pencil at all times, it’s so funny) and he said, TOMORROW WHEN YOU ARE MOVING IN! IT SHALL BE DONE.
It sounded very biblical, so we believe him.
Hungarian? Are you sure he wasn’t trying to tell you that his hovercraft is full of eels?
pan
I have escaped the condo and am at work briefly to say…oh, if only the tangle of wires were my worst problem.
It appears our developer has neglected to pay the phone company to WIRE OUR BUILDING FOR TELEPHONES, and refuses to do so since really WE own the building now (even though it’s only 30% full). So we will have no telephones or internet access until AUGUST, or better, until our lawyers hound the developer to pay the fees. Since it’s really not our problem to actually HAVE THE BUILDING WIRED FOR PHONES.
Oh and also, another month or so until we get central Air.
Nice. When we signed the contract on April 16, they said the condo would be ready in 45 days. I guess I missed the fine print where it said (or not).
grrrr. Anyway, after tomorrow, I shall be gone…GONE! Until the dog days of summer.
Jesus Christ. “Phones? Why the hell would people need phones?”
For the central air did they say “next month”? As D_Odds pointed out, tomorrow is always a day away, therfore next month will not arrive until, say, November, just in time for winter!
Say, this sounds like a great wagering opportunity. I’ll put twenty down on November 5th.
Well, I’m convinced, if I wasn’t already; don’t buy a new condo. And here I’ve been looking at them.