I do my local newspaper’s crossword every day, and one thing that drives me nuts are “crossword puzzle words”…words that do, technically, exist, but you never see them used outside a crossword puzzle, but in a crossword, they’ll pop up three out of five times. Let’s see how many we can think of.
OLEO…is there really anyone who doesn’t just call the stuff “margarine”?
OLIO.
IRAE (the clue is always “Dies ____”.)
SEPAL
That OLEO clue screwed with my mind for ages till I got the nerve up to cheat and look at the back of the book! (I never get to the paper crosswords before Grandpa so they are almost always completely done by the time I get home. I have to hoard my books too because he’ll snag mine and do the puzzles leaving none for me.)
ORONO-a college town in Maine
EDINA-a Minneapolis suburb (or a character on “Absolutely Fabulous”)
Strangely enough, though, Orono is also the name of a Minneapolis suburb! (West of the city, on the north shore of Lake Minnetonka…and at least one Doper went to high school there ;))
I keep waiting for a puzzle where the clue “Minneapolis suburb” actually refers to Orono instead of Edina. I can just imagine the frustration of all the smug people out there who would think “Aha! Five-letter Minneapolis suburb…I know that one!” and then confidently fill in “EDINA”, using a pen, of course. Hee hee hee! And then the indignation when they find out that the answer is indeed “ORONO”–“That can’t be right! Orono is a college town in Maine! I bet that there is no Orono, Minneso…oops, there it is!”
I have a feeling that if I ever want to see that clue, I’ll have to make up my own puzzle.
One Across has a Crossword Puzzle Purity Test where you can test yourself on all the common “crossword” words and their clues.
How about “Irani” meaning “person from Iran”. Now, sure, you’ve got Iraqis and Omanis and Kuwaitis and even Yemenis. But in English, people from Iran are referred to as “Iranians”–except in crossword-speak.
I’ve found the “Florida City” 5-letter clue usually ends up to be OCALA, rarely TAMPA or MIAMI.
Only once have I seen OPALOCKA (obviously without a hyphen).
I’ve encountered all the words given so far, but one that isn’t in the list yet is erne. Sometimes the variant ern is used in the puzzle, but the meaning is always the same: sea eagle.
Oh, my late grandmother (from North Dakota) always called it “oleo,” especially on recipe cards where it takes less space than “margarine.” I’m not sure if it reflected her age or region.
Other crosswords I love:
Eft (clue:newt)
Ural (clue: Russian river, never mountain)
Adat, or, very occasionally, Av (clue: Hebrew month)
Loved the list, Tamax - one of the answers I’m looking for (and may have encountered) is a five letter word for “Architect Saarinen,” for the answer is Eliel, Eero’s father.
Then there are the “famous” people who would have been forgotten long ago if their names weren’t so crosswordable: (William) Inge, (James) Agee, Oona (Chaplin), (Bobby) Orr, Elia (Kazan)…