I just got sent a box of rum cake flavored popcorn , which tastes exactly like Butter Rum Life Savers and is, therefore, divine.
Does butter rum involve rum? I guess I should have found that out before I started eating it.
(By the way, if you say “butter rum” about three times, it starts to sound ridiculous.)
butter rum, butter rum, butter rum.
See? You sound ridiculous!
“Kangaroo” is one of those words too.
Kangaroo, kangaroo, kangaroo.
Just don’t try it with Beetlejuice. Trust me.
Led me right into the William Tell Overture for some reason. Enjoy your salty, sweet, crunchy goodness!
Great. Now I’ll have to interrupt my eating to yell “Heigh ho, Silver!” at random intervals.
Ah. Well… I attended Juilliard… I’m a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I’ve seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT… NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU’RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY… NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I’m qualified?
(Mostly from memory.)