I just got sent a box of rum cake flavored popcorn , which tastes exactly like Butter Rum Life Savers and is, therefore, divine.
Does butter rum involve rum? I guess I should have found that out before I started eating it.
(By the way, if you say “butter rum” about three times, it starts to sound ridiculous.)
Ah. Well… I attended Juilliard… I’m a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I’ve seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT… NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU’RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY… NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I’m qualified?