Crushes IRL

When I was dating my husband (now my ex) I had this thing for his brother (so did every other female in the State.)

After I married, the brother moved in with us for almost a year. I was still pretty young, no kids, and my husband worked swing shift. This left me and the brother with a lot of time on our hands. We never actually did anything other than watch videos in our jammies, go grocery shopping, cook dinner together, yard work, clean house, go to movies, party, and ALMOST all the other things that married people do together. Hell, I even gave him a home perm. He had this gorgeous, shiny, long blonde hair, and hell, it was 1981, back when hair bands made the look popular.

Neither one of us ever said anything, but the sexual tension was always in the air.

I would have seriously loved a three-way, polygamist relationship with the two of them. I already felt like I had a day-time husband and a night-time husband. It was great. However, I don’t think it would have gone over too well had I made the suggestion.

In all honesty though, I still want to practice polygamy with two men, I just haven’t found them yet. :frowning:

Hmmmmm - me thinks I may have to start a new thread.

What can I say, I live in Utah.


Pardon me while I burst into flames.

Riddles, it’s not that hard. Irishman’s got it right. Just about any guy will go out with a girl who asks him out first, especially if the girl is good looking (hint hint heh heh). You don’t need an excuse (or a line) at all.

Too late. His graduation is a week before my cousin’s wedding for which, I’m a bridesmaid, my mom is making the cake, my brother is an usher and my dad, the photographer. AND my cousin will be living in Ottawa for six weeks prior to her wedding, and will only be coming home a week or so, before. Sooo, we’re going to be really damn busy, and I can’t say for sure that I’d have the time to go with him.

The last thing I want is to say yes, and then have to say no, later.

So, no it was.

“Organs gross me out. That’s organs, not orgasms.”
-the wallster

::sigh::

Still thinking about Diana. I’ve almost convinced myself now that she likes me, too. It’s just too convincing. Asking me to the movies, twice. Always stealing glances, and smiling when I catch her. Laughing at my stupidest jokes. It works too well.

Whats odd is that we have had a class together all year, but never formally been introduced until a few days before the chance meeting at work. Yes. That locks it. I’m almost positive that she likes me. I’m going to get her # from Nick and call her and ask her out. I can’t stand not doing it. I’ve let so many opportunities slip through my fingers cuz I’ve pussed out. Emily A. Jeana. Missy. Emily M. Lindy (maybe). Kim (maybe). Sally (maybe). I leave a wake in my path of adoring women who I make wait too long. No more! A new man is born! A man with intents and the balls to back it up. Yes. Yes, sir. Gather round, children, and watch the new man walk tall. And off I go, as I have to be up at 6:30 to get to the lake, look at apts, and be back before 2 or so for work.

Diana, sweet Diana, I come for you.

–Tim


You can’t accidently create a handicapped baby whilst smoking pot. - Coldfire