Csi:ny 5/10/06

What the ever loving SHIT was that?! Did the writers have a stroke? Did they hack apart crappy dime-store novels for the dialogue? Were they being over-the-top cheesy on purpose?

“We’re just like her. We’re staring the killer in the face, and we’re [Kirk spasm]POWERLESS. tobring him… . … . …to JUS-tice!”[/Kirk spasm]

Bwaaaahahahahaha. That was the worst writing I’ve ever seen. It’s like CSI: NY became CSI:Miami all of a sudden, complete with Gary Sinise going all David Caruso and chewing the scenery to shreds.

And what’s his name? The young detective? The one whose brother was a Tanglewood Boy? That guy was acting like he was in West Side Story all damn episode.

Christ. CSI:NY. That was a weird typo. Now I’m wondering if I had a stroke.

Well, you didn’t chew any scenery. You deserve credit for that.