I went into this movie with these words of wisdom from a friend, and I will gladly pass them on as a warning: This is not a kung-fu movie, this is a historical soap opera with kung-fu. That understood, I enjoyed it greatly. The cleavage, however, was over the top. Tops, actually.
wooby wooby wooby!
It must be jelly 'cos jam don’t shake like that.
This may be something I need to look into…
This movie is relevant to my interests.
Great. Now I’m going to be making motorboat noises all night at work.
Yeah, but, boobies!
Sounds like underwire-fu.
runs
BOOBIES! (It cant be said enough.)
I have a message button I always wear to SF conventions. It reads, in tiny, tiny type:
Cleavage inspector . . . thanks.
Works, too. 
I know this thread is not about Penelope Cruz’s cleavage, but Volver is. Just thought some of you would like to know.
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