She’s not alone. All us hot chicks have a good command of grammar. Participles don’t dangle when I’m around, that’s for sure. 
:: fans self ::
I had nine things I wanted to fit in here, but I could only hyphen-ate. 
This looks like a job for Punctuation Boy!
On second thought, I should explain the above post.
Sunspace and I used to work together. We were two (of a few) technical communicators in the midst of a bunch of engineers. Their documents generally needed improvement in grammar and punctuation, which (among other tasks) it was our job to supply. To make a long story short, grammar was my specialty, and punctuation was Sunspace’s. And it was a dull job. So to liven things up, we became Conan the Grammarian (me) and his faithful sidekick Punctuation Boy (Sunspace). And when an engineer casually dropped a document by, saying, “Can you guys have a look at this; y’know, just check it for grammar and stuff?” we’d grab it with a flourish and say “This looks like a job for…”
Now, the task above, dealing with apostrophes, is perfectly suited to Punctuation Boy. Sunspace–get to work!
Hey! I got enough of that from Scansion Girl at work today!
(Note to the perplexed: Scansion Girl is yet another co-worker who Spoons and I both know. And, yes, she was checking over a document of mine today.)
To further explain the OP – I’m not saying that every Cute Chick is incapable of punctuation and grammar, nor am I saying that everyone who is so incapable is a Cute Chick. It’s just that patterns tend to emerge.
Another one I’ve noticed is that chicks who are far less cute tend to send e-mails that are – well, “fuzzy.” Bolded, italicized, and purple. Often with pictures of bunnies or puppies.
Guys are curt.
-tdn
Now that I’m officially adorable, I can forget everything I ever knew about grammar.
yes you can and now im adorabal to huh…
No, we’re not.
But some of you are Kurt.
Are so.
Allow me to elucidate on my answer, using flowery and obfusticory ruminations:
Are so.
Oh my. Your vocabulary… it’s so… big.
AnD tHrObBiNg.
If a cute chick uses bad grammar in the forest, and nobody is around to hear it, did it really happen?
u r dum LOL <3
You may as well say, “Cats don’t write novels”. Of course they don’t. They don’t need to.
So… What’s your sign?
“Little”, huh? Darn. 
Exactly. I’m butt-ugly so I need to compensate with Very Correct Grammar. Somehow even that doesn’t do the trick.
How YOU doin’?
Wow, you sound cute. 