I was reading the things kids say and i was excited until i learned it was bad things. I work at a daycare afterschool and everyday is an adventure. Twins go there and they are complete opposites. Youd think the boy would be the more independent one but the girl is the one that knows more. The boys afraid of his own shadow. She cracks me up with the stuff she says bluntly such as telling someone they stink and someone they have a fat belly. It may be mean but it sure is funny. Stating for sure kids say the darndest things.
Sticking with the cute things theme…my 3 year old son told me he wanted the same thing for dinner that we had “yesternight”. Also, he plays with his rolled up newspaper sword and mumbles “allo mename innego montoya you killed my father, bepare to die.”
When I was in the .mil we would get “to any soldier” letters written by 2nd grade elementary classes or whatever (They are really fun to read and much appreciated) and the misspellings and grammatical mistakes on that three-lined paper are the best…
“Dear Army Guy,
Thank you for saving the County”
BenI was visiting my brother who has two adorable children that happen to be spoiled brats. The older one usually gets off a few hilarious quips every so often and he really cracked us up the day before Thanksgiving when we all went to Big Boy for dinner. Well first he didn’t want to eat his macaroni because he was busy coloring, then my brother tried to bribe him into eating his macaroni by saying he could have Jello after a few bites. Naturally, since he knows there’s Jello, he wants that instead of the macaroni. My brother the idiot decides to just give him the Jello. (You can tell it always happens this way.) So then he sitting on my brother’s lap eating this enormous bowl of Jello and drinking his Hi-C out of a crazy straw he just had to have and coloring at the same time. My brother goes “Oh boy, Carter – Jello, crazy straw and coloring! What more could you ask for?” Carter looks up and with a straight face points to the jar of lollipops at the counter and says “a lollipop?”
My son (3 1/2 years old) sat on Santa’s lap on Friday. He wasn’t scared at all. Santa asked what he wanted and he said he wanted “a little silver bell.” I am sure Santa was surprised. I know he got that from the book “The Polar Express.” We haven’t read it for months, but he remembered.
Another daycare memory comes to me… we were eating afternoon snack and Hannah a lil girl of 4 who cannot talk or understand much says “I scused,” she wanted to be excused i asked her if she was done and she said yes. Yes is her fave word it means no and about 40 other words. So i said are u sure? and she says yes. So i say u don’t want ur drink? she says yes… so i say and do u want ur cookie? and she says yes. So i hand her her drink and she takes a drink and i say ok do u want ur cookie? and she says yes and turns around and walks off.
I was working in a Pharmacy (drugstore) one day and the managers kid came up to me and asked “did you have too much breakfast?”
I’m 5’7" and 264lb 
I just laughed…
When my older son was about two, we had a long and frustrating conversation about what he wanted for a snack. He said he wanted a ‘chee’. I went through a number of possibilities, including cheese, which seemed the likely source, but no luck. Eventually, I had him at the refrigerator and was holding things out to him and naming them. Finally, I got to the stack of processed cheese slices. Me: “Do you want some cheese?” Him: “No, Daddy! Just one chee!!”
I peeled one slice off the top and he toddled away happy.
I have a 17 month old niece.
All she can say right now is “Anh!”
Everything is “Anh!”
I can’t wait for her to start saying real words. 
Global Citizen
Recently visited some friends whom I hadn’t seen in too many years.
I will note that their nearly-2-year-old son exclaiming “blimey!” (I was technically…well, all right, no technicalities involved, directly to blame for this) had enough cuteness factor to nearly kill me.
The close runner-up was his rendition of “oh bother” in echo of Pooh’s troubles on his favorite video.