Çyrin is now collecting organs...

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I have been promised a kidney and, get this, a brain! :eek:

So I figure since I have doubles of these things, I might as well work on making some sort of Frankenstein monster… A super-doper of some kind…

So lieu’s kidney is going to need a partner? Anyone else feel like donating?

Shirley Ujest’s brain won’t do well without a spinal cord? Any offers?

It’s going to be a girl. So I’ll need some boobies!!! :smiley:

I’ve stolen many a girls heart before, but no dopers :(! So I’ll need a donation there as well.

If you’re not sure if you’ve got what I need, here is a list of some more organs:
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Pancreas
Spleen
Fallopian Tubes
Ovaries
All the rest of the stuff involved with the female reproductive system…
Liver
Lungs
Eyes
Skeletal Structure
Bladder (Empty please)
Colon (ditto)
Appendix
Skin Grafts (I’ll probably need quite a few…)
[/ul]

Anything I missed is fair game as well…

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You can have my liver. It’s tired of living with me anyways; some mornings I wake up and it’s sitting at the coffee table, smoking a cigarette and sipping on a cup o’ joe, glaring at me hatefully. Such an attitude. I think it’s time it moved on.

–IDB

3

You can have my appendix… last I checked, I wasn’t using it. I’ll throw in my spleen and the some of the skin off my posterior if you give me a first round draft pick.

4

IDB, sorosis?

5

Sqube, sold.

Although the draft is a little thin on selection this year…

We’ve got:

Labatt Blue
Molson Canadian
Alexander Keiths India Pale Ale
Rickards Red
and
Fosters

Sorry! :frowning:

I have better selection in bottles, to bad you jumped the gun and asked for draft! :stuck_out_tongue:

6

Naw, I jest. :slight_smile:

Although there are days when I wouldn’t be surprised to witness such a sight. :slight_smile:

–IDB

7

IDB, well jested… err… ya, that’ll do…

So do I still get the liver?

8

Oi. You can have my tonsils and my adenoids. I haven’t needed 'em for years. Now where did I put that jar …

9

Hrrm no extra organs, but I’ll swap you 2 livers for 3.5 souls.

10

Absolutely. I’ll even toss in some Fahva beans and a nice Chianti. ffft ffft ffft :wink:

–IDB

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I seem to have a problem with my heart being broken, so if you can fix it, you’re welcome to it! :wink:

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CRorex, are they certified dopers souls? (half a soul? what the?)

If they are then when I get a few more livers I’ll trade for sure!

Thanks, XJETGIRLX (strong max!) don’t worry about the jar, I have an entire lab full! You don’t start out on a project of this magnitude without a full lab of beakers and bungee cords and some jumper cables… you get the idea, lots of cool stuff!

CanadianVampyr, sorry but you may have missed the fine print:
“all organs must be in good working order”

I do run an organ repair shop on the side, but alas, that is another thread altogether!

Cheers!

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My mom’s got an old Conn 735 tri-manual theater style with a full two-octave pedal board that I love to play when I visit her…

OH! That kind of organ. Sorry.

Carry on.

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I have these: ( @ ) ( @ )

If you’d pay for a reduction to say… hm, this size: ( . )( . ) you are more then welcome to the left over.

WARNING: You’ll have to have a very strong back to haul these hooters around and the bras are a bitch to find!

On second thought, if you’ll just pay for the meat cleaver, you can have all of them :smiley:

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Oops, I hate to be an Indian giver, but Rico just insisted I must save some so we’ll have to go back to the reduction leaving:

( . ) ( . )

Please email me with the number of your plastic surgeon. I just know you wouldn’t want to let puppies of this magnitude get away! :o BTW, unless you’ve got one hellva mouth… you get the idea :wink:

Kathy
(I think he’s sick of hearing about boob burn and back aches…or maybe it’s the dragging me from store to store looking for bras :eek: )