I see a zany WB sitcom, with Bronson Pinchot, Julia Duffy, Delta Burke—and Abe Vigoda as “Dad!”
Anyone wanna work on a theme song?
So do you mean to say that that wasn’t just a really really bad case of the farts he had 9-and-a-half years ago?
There is already a song about Abe Vigoda being dead, but I am thinking something more upbeat.
On tonight’s episode of Our Dead Dad, the kids argue about what they’re going to fix for supper and decide to let Dad have the “final word”. Hilarity ensues.
How is Abe Vigoda still alive, anyway?
:eek:
You’d think the rotting might give it away…
Theme song to “Our Dead Dad”
(Sung to the tune of Mack The Knife)
Oh, our Pop has – rotting skin, dear.
And it has that – pearly blight.
What a cracked life – Had daddy dear
Yes, it’s true that – Dad’s a sight!
When our Pop’s life – disappeared here
Mottled widows start to spread
Fancy veils, though, wears mommy, dear
So there’s ever, ever a trace of dead.
Now past the bedroom, Ooo, Sunday mornin’…
Floated his body just oozin’ ripe. Ew!
Something’s stinking – 'round the corner
Could that someone – be Dad, the fright?
In the tub – down the hallway (buh-buh-bub!)
There’s some rope soap, just droopin’ down
Looks like someone, slipped on the weight, dear
Five will getcha ten, that’s how daddy drowned.
Now … Bronson Pinchot … ho, ho … yeah … Julia Duffy
Ooh … Miss Delta Burke and guest star Lucy Lui
Oh, the line forms on the right of Abe
Now that Daddy’s… dead and blue!
Look out … old Daddy’s dead!!
Bronson, Julia and Delta: “That’s our dead dad!”
[Lucy Lui makes Funny Face]
Next week, Betty White on a blind date she’ll never forget!
Perhaps I should find another thread to hijack, but: how’s your mother, Eve?
She’s not that nearsighted! :rolleyes: 
QUOTE]Social security scam, perhaps?
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One major problem with this the scam theory. If they wanted to collect his social security, why keep him on the futon?
How did they live with the smell? How could the neighbors not have noticed the smell? Decaying bodies are pretty rancid.[
How can they be sure he’s dead? They sould give him another 10 years to speak up. Just to be on the safe side…
If he was over here, Congress would probably be intervening to make sure they kept feeding him.
I remember when Papal Death Hammer opened for Spinal Tap. Awesome concert, Man!