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Good news for guys. A new study says that there’s no point to “saving up sperm” for the time of the month when the woman is most fertile. The longer a period of time a man* abstains. the poorer the quality of the sperm.

I’ve never heard of this “saving up” idea before, but I BET it wasn’t invented by a guy.

Saving up for a whole month? Yeah right! I challenge anyone to say they could go for that long without erm… releasing some little guys.