A short presentation:
My Dog Choosing A Place To Poop…
"You know, I don’t think I really have to poop.
Nope. I was thinking about it all the way down the stairs, and I really don’t think I gotta go. Thanks for taking me out and all, but I think I’ll just have a quick pee and up to bed we go.
You know, if I did have to poop, I’m thinking I’d probably do it somewhere in this area over here. {sniff - sniff} Yep. Definitely that’s the spot. That’s the spot where I would poop if I had to poop. Which I don’t. So let’s just go hit the hay.
Yep. That would be one great place to poop. Well, either there or over here. {sniff - sniff} Yeah, that is a good spot. Of course, that first place I pointed out, you know back over here … {sniff - sniff} … is a mighty fine poopin’ spot. But, like I said …
Hold the phone … you know what? All this talk of poopin’ has kind of put me in the mood. Now where was that good spot I picked out? {sniff - sniff} No, that’s not it. But make a note of that spot, it’s not half-bad. But I think it was over this way somewhere. {sniff - sniff} Nope. That’s not it. Damn it, I hate when this happens. {sniff - sniff} Wait a minute, now. Just let me think.
And stop looking at me like that, I can’t concentrate when you do that. {sniff - sniff} Wait! I remember. It was over here! {sniff - sniff} No wait, here. {sniff - sniff} Nope. Here? {sniff - sniff} Maybe it was back over here. {sniff - sniff}
Eureka, I found it! {sniff - sniff} This is the spot! And a good thing too. Jesus I can’t hold it a second longer. Oh, jesus, that Alpo just goes right through me. Oh god, this is going to be a big one …
Wait a minute. {sniff - sniff}
God-damn it, this isn’t the spot. {sniff - sniff} Nope. I think it was back this way somewhere. {sniff - sniff} No. {sniff - sniff} No. {sniff - sniff} Is this it? {sniff - sniff} …
No. {sniff - sniff} No. {sniff - sniff} No.{sniff - sniff} Nope. {sniff - sniff} No. {sniff - sniff} Uh-uh {sniff - sniff} Nope. {sniff - sniff} No. {sniff - sniff} …
Ah, screw it, here’s a good a place as any.
{splort}
Where’s my cookie."
Thank you. Good night.