Stop giving me dreams about school! I haven’t stepped into a classroom for over a year now, and I would appreciate it if you stopped giving me dreams about being in high school, teaching in high school, being in college, or studying in college! You’re fucking with me for no good reason (except maybe, if you believe the dream interpreters, to tell me that I’m anxious about being able to get by in the real world, which I do NOT need you to tell me, thank you very much), and I’m getting damn sick of waking up in a panic because I didn’t study for a class I never took!
My times as a student were full of ups and downs, as were my times as a teaching assistant trying to impart writing skills to college freshmen. But I have absolutely no desire to repeat any of it. Now, if any of my cuter students would SLEEP with me, then maybe I’d forgive it, but as it is, gimme a GOOD dream next time, will you?!