I don’t have anybody to bitch at today.
I need to whine about somebody besides myself. (mumble, mumble)
I am desperately needing something to excite and direct my limp ire towards Something/Someone/The Universe As We Know It/Whatever.
World chaos? Meh.
Political denouncement? Pfft.
Facebook? Good lord, been there - done that…
Religious beliefs? Hey, whatever floats your boat.
Help me out here.