I seem to be in a tight spot here… I have 7 AOL CDs, all of which are stuck around my lXeft pinky fngeR. This is not a joke. Hzelp neEded as zsoon as pozsible. What shouldx I do?
Oil. P the Elder likes to do this sort of thing and I just drip oil onto the finger and then pull.
He yelps a lot.
If a lubricant doesn’t work, you might want to consider driving a knife blade (be careful!) between the outermost CD and the others and see if that makes it any easier to slide the outer few off. If you thin the stack enough it might be possible to actually cut the remaining CDs off, but it’s been a while since I mutilated AOL CDs (these days they usually become coasters or Christmas ornaments).
Good luck.
I triewd thsat alresady… Thisa would takwe my finger off soonerthan these CDs would come off… AnotheR stupid thing by me for the record books…
Should my finger be turning blue?
No. Have you tried a hammer? Seriously! And have you tried something REALLY, REALLY greasy? WD-40, butter, cocoa butter, cooking oil – they should all help. But if all else fails, I suggest a hammer!
I agree with Mama Tiger. Just break the things. It’s not as if they’re valuable.
I’m afraid of smashing my finger… I’m not one who is always very careful. I don’t want to end up with a severed finger, a smashed fingernail and a stack of AOL CDs still on me… Any other suggestions?
HULK SMASH AOL CDs!
Might be necessary to visit the ER. How blue is the finger?
Blue’s bad.
If lubricants aren’t working, then I second the hammer idea.
It’s not very blue…yet. And no ER. I am already embarassed as it is without a doctor, other patients, and a cranky receptinist gawking at my…mishap. Plus I hate the show since George Clooney left.
Hold your hand so that your finger is against the edge of a table with the CDs ON the table, then smash away. You won’t risk hitting your finger that way and you’ll have a nice flat surface to pound on.
Alright… I’ll try.
Well, is there anyone you could call to hammer away at them for you? Granted, they’ll probably mock you for the rest of your life, but that’s a small price to pay for whichever finger you’ve got in this plight.
If not, I’d try shutting them in a door…line them up so that your hand is in the clear, and slam the door as hard as you can. The only other thing I can think of that might work is if you had a vice…you could tighten until the pressure became to great and they shattered.
That’s all I got. Good luck, Topaz.
Use the corner of the hammer face. The smaller the surface area you hit the CDs with, the more force you can impart. Make sure it’s a good sturdy table. Concrete steps would be better if you have them someplace.
[Willy Wonka]The suspense is dreadful…I hope it’ll last.[/Willy Wonka]
ALL RIGHT! The hammer worked! And the CDs didn’t even get smashed too badly. Now the question is: What to do with seven AOL CDs?
Ah… I didn’t even say thank you. Thanks, Mama Tiger, and everyone else who coaxed me into doing it.
Wellllllllllll?