OMG This was toooooooooo funny. Thanks for the laughs. 
Fucking hell, I love the SDMB
It’ll be hard not to giggle (ahem) my ass off the next time I’m on the john.
Maybe it’s a girl thing, but the problems I’ve had with toilets overflowing (which are blessedly few) were all due to TP, not to what I…ah…produced. Who knows.