So, I arrive at work at my usual early time this morning, 5:30 since we got to take care of the east coasters. As soon as I drop my stuff off at my cube, I head for the bathroom. For some reason just being at work makes me want to take a dump. I head for my favorite stall and there at the bottom (luckily) of the bowl are two giant turds. Grumbling at the thoughtless cow-orker who must have been raised in an outhouse I trip the flush handle – and watch in amazement as the two objects jostle around, both unable to fit through the throat as they vie for position. It was like watching two sumo wrestlers who don’t like each other very much trying to fit through a doorway at the same time.
I backed away and used another stall. A few hours later I peeked in and they were gone. Either they had softened up over time so the pummeling flush water could force them down or brownian (ha!) motion eventually came up with a fitting solution.
So, what exciting things happened to you today?